twat goddess

A goddess of fertility and femininity, but used as an insult.
don't be such a twat goddess
by wuf February 03, 2009
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Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.
Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...
by DrSteeeve August 07, 2020
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twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
by GUADD October 07, 2010
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Twat top

Played out Faded hair cut from 2014. Worn by men who jam to "rad" 90's EDM and would say, "Twat-top? more Like Twat-mop cause it make all the feminists That Moist."
It's not a Twat top!! It's a Fade!!
by DoomTheory July 03, 2017
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Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.
by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018
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Spotty twat

Someone with acne Thats a very spotty person
Sam’s a spotty twat, look at his forehead
by JDF719161 February 01, 2022
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twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.
Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.
by Trigga Bone March 01, 2016
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