Turkish Toothbrush

A turkish toothbrush occurs after the act of oral sex. Once the man is ready to cum, he pulls out of the females mouth and proceeds to say "SMILE!" she then smiles,exposing her teeth in the process. Then the man will cum all over her teeth. He then uses his cock to spread the cum all around her teeth. Almost using his cock as a "toothbrush".

Last night Oliva had one to many sweets, so Teddy decided to help her out and give her a Turkish Toothbrush.

by Heston "hotshot" Merthemishtickereez June 27, 2006

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

by cubanluis March 18, 2008

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007

Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.

Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."

by Evil October 18, 2003

butter tooth

when someone's teeth pieces look like they been brushed daily with land of lakes extra thick and creamy for 10+ years...

damn dude, might as well butter ya bagel with that butter tooth

by yaes December 16, 2010

Toothpick Tegal

When you have a toothpick for a weiner and two gumdrops for balls

Hey look at erik, he has a Toothpick Tegal

by DonkeyBitch November 9, 2009

Toother

A person who believes water fluoridation is a conspiracy by the medical community to keep people dependent on them, and that fluoride promotes, rather than hinders, tooth decay. Fluoridation has also been said to cause a whole range of illnesses, and was once believed, by far-right-wing activists, to turn people into Communists. This last belief featured prominently as a plot point in the classic movie "Dr. Strangelove."

"A Toother contacted me last night on Twitter after I retweeted Ezra Klein's story in the Washington Post on Portland voting on fluoridation. She said 'Wait til women understand Y kids need braces! OUCH' and sent me a bunch of links to groups in Canada."

by Destructo-Beam May 31, 2013