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cole thomas

a super hot guy with an amazingly huge cock!! most of the time the person is gay or bi..... he is a sex addict and loves to cuddle.. he wants a cute relationship that last and will be meaningful but can't seem to find it!!! he wants to be one of those cute cupples in the streets but freaks in the bed.... ohh btw he has a huge cock and knows how to work it!!
by ldgaf February 11, 2014
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Tim Thomas

#5 on the New York Knicks, Tim Thomas, standing tall at 6-10, 250 lbs, the sole reason for any success the team achieves. Deadly on the block as well as from behind the 3 pt arc, Tim Thomas is every team's prototypical big man. The Knicks are fucking lucky to have the next Jordan.
Holy shit, did you see that dunk over Foyle by Tim Thomas?
by Martino March 8, 2005
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Thomas

Most men named Thomas come off as nice, respectful, and caring. But once you get to know them, you realize that they are disrespectful, lying, cheating men. You can never trust a man named Thomas. He will leave you and take everything you have.
Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He's so nice!

Girl 2: That's Thomas, stay away from him! He's a douche bag
by ktown14 April 29, 2011
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John Thomas

1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
by Redbananaflame909090 December 25, 2013
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Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.
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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010
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Thomas Riano

A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.
Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.

Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.
by SayIWon't October 8, 2011
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thomas payne

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛
by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017
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