by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014
What's going on?
by pizza&coke January 22, 2012
"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"
"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"
"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"
by keith gunn January 17, 2007
Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.
2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine
2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine
by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010
Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.
by Dr.Phillie January 03, 2012
The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
by suavedeboner July 02, 2012