I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
Get the Jory woodmug. by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008
Get the butt woodmug. A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021
Get the Olivia Woodsmug. When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
by Epitemisis June 30, 2017
Get the Breakfast Woodmug. by Gunplay2600 September 25, 2019
Get the wood watermug. When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
Get the polish the woodmug. by livinfer2day March 2, 2017
Get the soaking the woodmug.