pimp awesome

Its a step above pimpin', and two steps above awesome. Used when something is even more awesome than just everyday pimpin'.

Tim: where did you get that awesome fedora?

Guy with hat: I dunno, why?

Tim: just cuz its pimpin'... no its pimp awesome.

Guy with hat: i feel ya broski. That explains why the ladies cant keep their hands off me.

Tim: fo shizzle

by nutcracker15 March 22, 2010

mental pimp

Someone who mentally rapes you or allows others to mentally rape you for exchange of goods, power, or other gains in their favor.

That mental pimp has been helping others mentally rape me for his own gain and pleasure.

by Katriel January 30, 2017

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Pimp Zaddy

Me

Im the real pimp zaddy

by PimpZaddyT September 25, 2021

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

pimp you

when someone wants to buy you whatever you want

imma pimp you.

by yosugardaddy June 5, 2019