You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.
Often associated with the ballmer peak.
Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner
Often associated with the ballmer peak.
Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner
by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021
by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010
A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2009
Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
by Funkatize August 10, 2008