Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!

Some day I want to own a sweet swamp donkey!

by A KY July 2, 2017

Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

by The4horseman December 23, 2020

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

Swamp Donkey

A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.

Oh snap, that sex toyi is a swamp donkey.

by therealestgenius December 1, 2016

Swamp Rocks

The resin scrapings from the inner walls of a bong mashed together to form rocks

A.K.A the most flavoursome form of resie smokable

Can be shortened to ‘swampies’ but only if yer a sick cunt

Oh yea cunt goin down bush fora dart anyone got swamp rocks? I’m fiendin some swampies Rn cuh

by Twezmaster4213 June 12, 2019

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Swamp Jackal

A women so ugly you feel obligated to bang her out of guilt.

That swamp Jackal was so ugly I nailed her because I felt obligated to.

by Drinka Fi Drinka May 3, 2025