[spongebob squarepants]

A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.

steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.

by dublincatfish June 25, 2008

square square knife knife

short for 'square square knife knife, now I've got my shot for life!'. Is the continuation of circe circle dot dot' and ensures that one doesn't have to say circle circle dot dot ever again. Or atleast until the next day at recess.

'You've got cooties!'
'Nu'uh I said square square knife knife 10 minutes ago!'
'Oh.'

by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow? April 10, 2008

[square] dancing

when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol

person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing

by daft dork August 3, 2008

square bum syndrome

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long

Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam

by bunny.com May 16, 2010

Squareullar

Having or resembling a square shape.

Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

by Shooms November 5, 2011

Squadrant

(N.) A section of a room were a certain group of people always locate to. These groups are usually not socially accepted. (Example: Nerd table)

That squadrant of the cafeteria is were the weeaboos and weird kids sit.

by AKP The Master April 24, 2016