speed ball

a intense game of paintball. Played with the use of large inflatable bunkers and the use of high velocity paintball markers. The game is played in a small field with two teams against each other.

Let's go play speed ball at SC village!

by Alejandro Contreras April 25, 2007

speed

A darned good movie.

Keanu Reeves is one badass motherfucker.

by us3rnotfound April 7, 2005

Free Speech

The right for you to say what you want, and the right of others to punch you in the face for it.*

*Does not include: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, ageism, Islamophobia, bigotry, or ignorance. For all of the above see hate speech

The government supposedly grants us the right of free speech.

by umbrella feminist September 24, 2017

Biden speech

When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"

Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!

John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

anal sepeage

when a big hairy old black man does his gay boyfriend in the butt then his sepeage comes out and leaks down his boyfriends ass crack. Then it is called leaking anal sepeage.

Dude I was at this party this weekend and when i walked into the bathroom and Kyle Mangles had mad anal sepeage!

by Leland Phan1 June 22, 2006

speed

how fast one's internet connection allows them to download or upload content to or from the internet often messured in Mbps and Kbps.

Right now my internet connection speed for downloading is appoximately 4Mbps or 4291Kbps. My uploading speed is approximately 280Kbps, unfortunately.

by runandwin February 3, 2005

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004