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Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.
Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009
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Muscle Sleeve

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.
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Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.
'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'
by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009
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no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.
todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician
by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010
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After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
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dude-sleep

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.
by phil mate June 16, 2010
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Nakey Sleeps

The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.

The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."

"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"

"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."

Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
by NAKEYNOOO May 26, 2010
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