Back Seat Sniffing

A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .

Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .

by Boogieman October 8, 2004

Itchy and Scratchy

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

by Andi March 3, 2005

toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.

"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

by D. Gould January 24, 2007

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost March 11, 2008

scratcher

I didn't know what it was till my sister south of D.C. told me.

A bitch who scrapes her teeth against your fucking cock while giving head.

I hope she's not a scratcher. Oh well, I'll get her back wit MY version of Da Shocka if she is

by She deserved it July 9, 2005

Serato face

A blank or inappropriate facial expression worn while staring at a screen at a dance party or social club.

Dude1: 'Check out that sweet blonde on the dance floor'
DJ: Who? I was selecting tracks.'
Dude1: '...I'm gonna bitch slap you in your Serato Face'

by pagaille21 February 5, 2013

Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

by Darkk January 4, 2009