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Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year
hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.
by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019
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The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
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A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.
Santa is fake and fat
by 573 November 6, 2019
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Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."
child: hey mom! will santa be coming this year?
mom: the fat guy?
by Taylor that hoe December 17, 2019
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He is not real!
Your parents are Santa!
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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Santa is like a unicorn
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa
by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019
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