Ryan

Someone who you dated when you were 12, broke up with after 2 weeks and didn’t speak to for 3 years. During that time, you reflect on how much of a bitch you were. After a mental break down you are over come with emotions and decide to text him to apologise for how you broke up with him, only for him to reply:

“Wait, we dated?”

I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?

I’m not sad that Ryan forgot we dated, just suprised.

Ryan by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020

Ryan

Ry, Ry dawg or Ry daddy (only for Gregoire). Never Ry Ry. A guy with a cute bubble butt, related to the Irish mob. Wears floral on Fridays, has a terrible hand writing, high pain tolerance, great boxer, hard to seduce during workouts, HATES slugs (please do not throw it at him) and thinks he's Rafael from the ''ninja turtles'' when he's actually Michelangelo. He never gets mad he ''just don’t get it’’. Absolutely gorgeous, but looks like an ogre in the morning. His beautiful blue eyes light up when he smiles. Good listener. He’s just amAzing.

Person 1: Hey Ryan, would like a piece of my white cacao?
Person 2: There's no CACAAAAO in white chocolate!!!

Ryan by littleogre April 13, 2020

Ryan

The hottest fucking dude you will ever meet and has the biggest ass in the world. He is extremely loyal and will do anything for his girlfriend/friends. He always gets the job done no matter what.

Girl:”hey Ryan wanna go out with me”
Ryan:” naw bitch I have the most beautiful perfect girlfriend already”

Ryan by SUCKA duck April 13, 2020

Ryan

A guy sitting on the couch playing scatagories with chew in his mouth wearing a white and black saw hat

Ryan is sitting down

Ryan by Narcotics April 14, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is cool guy~ Uriel

Ryan is cool

Ryan by YesItsHim April 23, 2020

Ryan

Stupid name.

"What's that, your name is Ryan. Are you fucking kidding me. How stupid do your fucking parents have to be to name you Ryan. Jesus Christ. Get out of here. Leave."

Ryan by lillsmoquee May 11, 2020

Ryan

Boys named Ryan are typically very gay and tend to represent themselves as pelicans

Ryan is a gayboyyyy

Ryan by Suckyourmommmm May 18, 2020