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Martian rock

This is the "strongest" marijuana you can get. It is 98.2% THC. The bud starts out dipped in hash oil, then dusted with kief then rolled in CBD extract, coated in THC crystals, doused in CO2 oil, smothered in bud butter, sprinkled with green crack , dash of dank dust and given a bath in weed jello.
Amber smoked those Martian Rocks and forgot how to walk afterwords.
by Spunkirocko July 11, 2017
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Chris Rock

Recipient of bitch slap award from Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.
HEY! Will Smith just bitch slapped Chris Rock on stage during live TV!
by Ignatz TC March 28, 2022
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Douche Rock

A genre of music most popular with late high school-college age students, boys and girls alike. Excellent for road trips, experimentation with sex and/or marijuana, and "chill" afternoons. Douche rock is not quite underground and not quite MTV-mainstream, allowing listeners to feel as if they listen to groups that the masses are not yet aware of.

Douche rock acts usually blur the lines between rock, reggae, folk, and jam-band without ever becoming legitimate in any genre. They can most easily be found at summer music festivals and outdoor venues such as Alpine Valley in East Troy, Wisconsin. The music is often characterized by an acoustic guitar toting frontman backed by a band that is almost certainly more talented than he is.

Most fans of douche rock will attempt at some point to cross over into legitimate reggae, folk, or jam-band fanbases, concerts or festivals. This can have mixed results. Many quickly rush back to the security of the Jeep Liberty their parents bought them and their collection of 'Dave' bootlegs.
Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson, Mason Jennings, G-Love and Special Sauce, John Mayer, John Butler Trio, Michael Franti, 311.

"Dude, wanna go catch Jack Johnson's 3 night stand at Deer Creek?"

"Nah, one night of douche rock is about all I can stand."
by scottee March 18, 2009
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Rochdale

A place where the bros and the jib heads bool and fuck shit up. Sell drugs in dank
Hey let's go bool on rochdale and blaze with the bros
by Tyson piller February 28, 2018
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rock & roll

A phrase for expressing a desire or intention to perform a task or engage an enemy
by Kevin Gaines April 3, 2004
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Rock

1. A type of Music
2. A kind of complement.
3. A stone, Something to throw at people.
4. A type of sugary sweet in a stick shape, generally found at the seaside.
5. Crack cocaine
6. Slang word for Basket ball.
1. *Listening to music* "Rock on duudde!"
2. "You rock my socks!"
3. "Hey! Stop throwing rocks at me!"
4. Katy was sucking her stick of rock on the beach.
5. *inhale* that's some good rock man...
6. Imma go shoot some hoops with that rock."
by The Annonymus Penguin March 10, 2008
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