Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.

Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.

by double quotation marks April 26, 2009

Phone Mob

A group of individuals that partake in a "Phone Mobbing".

"Dude, this is gonna be the biggest Phone Mob of all time!"

by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003

Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.

"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.

by GeekVault August 27, 2010

phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.

I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds

by miscreantJ July 27, 2011

Phock

Verb: Pronounced /fok/
3rd person present: phocks; past tense: phocked; past participle: phocked; present participle: phocking

To ruin someone's meal plans (especially when involving noodles).

Erin (via text): "Rabiah, I'm here at the Vietnamese place, you totally phocked me! I want to throw this noodle in your face!"

Rabiah: "I waited 2 phocking hours!"

Erin: "Phock!"

by littlebrowngirl September 4, 2013

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.

It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!

by Nola70115 January 18, 2009