passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?

"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

Hall Pass

A movie about a wife that fails her own test and gets caught in her own trap she set for her husband, but the guy is too naive to notice.

Grace should have got a taste of her own medicine in Hall Pass, but everybody seems scared to give her one for what she did.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Hall Pass

A movie about guys that thought getting laid was like eating, drinking, or breathing, that it was something they had to do.

Hall Pass would've been more interesting if the two guys had known all along they never needed to get laid, since nobody does.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

pass me the mcgriddle

PASS ME THE MCGRIDDLE 😃🔪

John: Steve, I'm sorry for your loss.
Steve: PASS ME THE MCGRIDDLE
John: steve, your wife is dead. please try to relax.

by reject number 8 July 12, 2021

Like Tilly pass

A like Tilly pass is a way of defence if someone says to you “you like Tilly” These like Tilly passes can be obtained by asking people such as Jacob, Will or George and they will decide if your reasoning is good enough for you to have a Like Tilly pass

Harrison - “You like Tilly”

Will - “But I have a Like Tilly pass”

by Nemesizzle July 21, 2021

Free Hookup Pass

This coupon is for one hook up session only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Adam used his free hookup pass on his crush. He had a great time with her.

by MilfLover32 July 24, 2021

Free pass

Something not everybody has had.

The outsider girl had had a free pass for years to fuck with a town she wasn't from, and anybody's lives in it. If she didn't hold her own town sacred, that was her business, if she didn't hold somebody else's sacred, it was theirs.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021