Baby Balls

A looked achieved by shaving your balls. The after effect is a look of adolescent genitalia disguised as a young boy. Used to visually increase the size of the male organ. This ceremonial tradition is often done to better aerodynamics, to increase effectiveness of pounding the vag. As well as, decreasing the likelihood of being discovered when T-bagging other individuals in their sleep.

His package was neatly trimmed, it looked like baby balls.

Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"

by Takeout artist October 17, 2008

chud-baby

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.

No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.

by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008

baby backdraft

During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.

I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.

by shootandrun October 17, 2010

HD Baby

The resulting pregnancy from sleeping with your uni/college professor in order to get good marks.

(often an assumed pregnancy)

Girl 1: "How the hell did Rosie beat me in the marketing exam - she didn't even study!!!"
Girl 2: "Don't worry about it, everyone knows she's having the lecturers HD Baby"

by Nix9 June 10, 2010

shed baby

Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.

A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!

by thumper roho January 19, 2011

baby-cakin'

Whining or complaining

Wife: "I can't hike all the way up that hill, I've got heels on."
Husband "Ah, quit your baby-cakin'."

by Straw Stack March 12, 2009

Tasting Babies

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.

Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015