Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

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mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

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Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

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Cross Dubs

Aggressively humping with your arms in a crossed position on the dube’s waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella

I can’t walk up right after all those cross dubs I caught last night

There are many ways to cross dub
For example:
Secret cross dubs in the corner of the bar

3 second cross dubs in the hotel room

They were catching Sakura Japan cross dubs

I saw them in the middle of the dance floor cross dubbing all over the place

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022

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