E-handjob

while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.

a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.

b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.

a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?

by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003

Y E E T

when you boi being a savage, the movement of the gods. often said by fortnite virgins

me: any boi he tryna fight

ma boi: haha lemme Y E E T on him

by biggie potato November 6, 2018

e-sustenance

That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.

Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.

by eStarved July 15, 2011

e-pills

meaning extacy pills.

gurl lemme getta hold of em e-pills.

by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005

E-cum

Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.

He E-cums all over the keyboard, releasing a flood of 0s and 1s on the poor girl on the other side.

by xqubit November 15, 2004

eazy-e

One of the founders of gangsta rap from Compton, widely known for his hit 'Boyz-N-The hood' which somebody else wrote for him(ice cube).

eazy-e: "cruisin down the street in my 6-4" (written by ice cube)

by suckit34rf July 29, 2009

E-Sluts

sluts on the internet

Cat and tom has pictures of their boobs on the internet and has internet sex so their E-Sluts.

by Aliciaobrien October 13, 2006