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Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
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Scifers girlfriend

Similar to weighbridge in that it takes loads all day
Scifers girlfriend took everything I had the other day!
by Bandwe January 14, 2020
mugGet the Scifers girlfriendmug.

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
by 1173666 July 13, 2017
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May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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Kiss girlfriend day

On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day
Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day
by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021
mugGet the Kiss girlfriend daymug.

College girlfriend

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
by nilethe146 June 6, 2018
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