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Tard Claw

A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
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tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"
Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.
by DOI2010 August 19, 2012
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techno-tard

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter
"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"
by Holly July 29, 2003
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fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.
you are a facking fack-tard.
by lester fayhee May 22, 2006
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wii-tarded

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.
by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006
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Spem Tard

(singular) is one witch is the same as the original witch can be defined as one who may or not be called a name given to them at birth

(plural) is more than one of the same who can be described as a multipliable copy of the original witch may be able ascertain its own existence when confronted with the original blue print ie.. the name given at birth
by Spem Tard husband December 30, 2010
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e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.
by GeetSquad May 13, 2010
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