I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.
by Willits1 January 4, 2018
Get the narf juice mug.The material that is used when the narrator won't allow you to go somewhere because it's protected by plot.
Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.
Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?
Narrator: No!
Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Why not?
Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.
Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?
Narrator: No!
Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Why not?
Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
by DarkErminia January 24, 2018
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Get the Narcissistic Boomerang mug.Boss: That report was due half an hour ago and I find you sleeping at your desk? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you.
Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago?
Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed?
Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir.
Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again!
Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir!
Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku
Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago?
Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed?
Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir.
Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again!
Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir!
Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku
by drenath June 16, 2018
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by che bella June 22, 2018
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when you want to tell somebody to be careful not to do things wrong or to stop them from shitting.
then if they fail or do sth wrong, we say "ridi dadash" means "you are fucked up bro" or "you shitted"
when you want to tell somebody to be careful not to do things wrong or to stop them from shitting.
then if they fail or do sth wrong, we say "ridi dadash" means "you are fucked up bro" or "you shitted"
person1 : i failed the exam
person2: ridi dadash
- narini ab ghate! (don't shit, there is no water)
- ridi ab am ghate (you shitted and we're disconnected with water)
person2: ridi dadash
- narini ab ghate! (don't shit, there is no water)
- ridi ab am ghate (you shitted and we're disconnected with water)
by minol August 16, 2018
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