flip the mustard

there are many definitions for flipping the mustard; the most popular being to laugh so hard until you pee. Also, to flip the mustard can mean to grow angry and throw a fit, or conversely to have a startling revelation/epiphany which makes total sense of a previously bewildering topic. In addition, it can mean to literally flip the mustard container on your dinner table.

Did you see that? I think I just saw Jack flip the mustard!

I'm surprised we haven't seen John flip the mustard yet...

Man, David's being quite the @^$*(&# lately... he flips the mustard quite often.

by Bobby D. Awesome June 19, 2011

mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009

mista spot

A small square or triangular clump of hair found growing beneath the bottom lip of a man who is otherwise clean-shaven. The appearance is that he "missed a spot" with his razor.

You look like a child molester with that mista spot.

by professor1942 May 17, 2011

mistabishi

Drum & Bass producer who was once famous because of his music but became irrelevant in the Drum & Bass scene. Right now, he is mostly well known for his moaning over everything but himself.

Mistabishi made a new single just by using samples of his own moaning.

by Helemaal Niemand January 14, 2016

Mistake

Children,Trump's election, and kids.

Here is the truth little johnny, you are a mistake.

by Pi=Pie January 16, 2018

Mistake

A Mistake Is a person who accidentally became born for no reason, even though all of us just came to life to experience crap

You: I'm a mistake in life and I can prove it
Mom: You don't have to. Because Yoyr adopted instead
You: No wonder I'm ugly

by Ihavenoreasontobehere December 5, 2019

Mustard Biscuit

1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.

2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.

"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."

by JEII May 18, 2006