mum

Mum. The UK-Yorkshire way of saying mom.

US Person: it’s mom
UK-Yorkshire Person: no, it’s mum
US Person: you are starting to piss me off

by Ninja Monke March 6, 2021

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023

Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.

You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Mum-dumpster

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)

Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster

by Mister Noodle June 3, 2022

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021