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Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
he gave her a packed lunch
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
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Dry Lunch

A term used to describe one that is not attractive, is only friends with other dry lunches and dislikes communicating with other classmates or personnel.

A dry lunch may also brag about smoking the Mj when in reality they will not have the balls to try it
You may want to stay clear of dry lunches since they are known for carrying the flu, colds or worst case scenario the plague or black death. Dry Lunches may also carry an unpleasant odour which is because they may not have washed in several days.

Dry Lunch top tip ~ Stay clear and try your best not to communicate with said dry lunch.
Gertrude ~ "So Stanley, what do you think of that new kid?"
Stanley~ "I'm not to sure mate, i think he may be one of them"
Gertrude~ "Nahh, You seriously think he might be a dry lunch?"
Stanley~ "Yeah man, i think so"
by CrustUp November 24, 2016
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lunchbox

A dude who when he gets smacked acts like an annoying fuck.
Lunchbox: Dude man im am like so high right now man.

Lunchbox: Man I cant feel me feet man im so high man i bet that was some KB man.

Don Gongul: Shut the fuck up
by Scouse April 26, 2003
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lunchi

A term used by women to describe the man who gives her great sex/oral during her lunch break.
I saw my favorite lunchi today, now I am almost too weak to work...
by Panchoman Jr. October 31, 2006
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Minnesota Lunch Bag

the act of a man shitting into a woman's vagina and stapling it shut
Yeah I Minnesota Lunch Bagged dat bitchh
by big dawggggggg June 11, 2012
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hot lunch

when a guy takes a shit on a woman's face or vice versa
Eva Bruan used to give young Adolph a hot lunch with his Jagrmeister.
by Trebor April 17, 2003
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lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode
that ho was sucking his lunchmeat
by Ben Dover January 7, 2004
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