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Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.
p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE
by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022
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lesbian repellent

A spray to keep the lesbians away
Girl where is my lesbian repellent
by A.DDY June 3, 2016
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isabelle is lesbian

Isabelle loves men but obviously is homiesexual. She can get any girl if her dreams. Isabelle’s hotness attracts all the lady’s
Isabelle is lesbian for girls that start with a
by Peepeepoopoopoopeee September 29, 2021
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lesbian man

a lesbian man is a man who cannot talk to women in the way that a normal woman or man can. you see
if a lesbian and a man who is not 'lesbiann man' see a attractive woman in a bar, and they are both sober and confident, then the man will be the most likely to attempt to chat her up.
this is because the man is sure that she is more likely to be heterosexual, unless he inadvertently walked into a bar called 'she*she' or something.
a lebian woman will not want to embarrass herself because there is a very small chance, if any, that this woman will be gay, or inclined unless drunk and suggestive. therefore, the poor lesbian woman goes home empty handed. if they continue this mindset of women shunning them because of their sexual preferences, then they will find it hard to pluck up the courage to ask a woman for company etc.

LESBIAN MAN is not gay. he just has the same mindset as a lesbian woman. he is attracted to women, but he is too nervous to ask them out because subconsciously, he feels like a lesbian, and is too nervous to ask them for company, for fear of rejection. but he is not sure why. he just lacks the confidence to even risk running the chance of disappointment.
woman- hey, wanna buy me a drink?

man- urm erm ar er huh? yea-yeah-yes

woman- oooooookaay. walks off
'to girls' bit of a lesbian man

man- damn
by rewhnock January 13, 2007
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lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.
The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.
by dirk dig November 19, 2004
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bisexual lesbian

its a bisexual girl who, even though she likes both, she prefers women.
"omg i can't believe that maria is a bisexual lesbian, i always thought she was just a bisexual."
by lisa June 17, 2006
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lesbian lover

someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn
did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv
by special ed March 24, 2005
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