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jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017
mugGet the jew-bowlingmug.

party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.
Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?
by lit!!! November 12, 2017
mugGet the party with jewsmug.

jew saver

kule chitty number 74 killed all the natzis and killed every jew what a man
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
mugGet the jew savermug.

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
mugGet the Obvious Jewmug.

JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.
Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?
by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018
mugGet the JEW STROKEmug.

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
by adrianhowell August 14, 2017
mugGet the Smash Jewmug.

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
by guy in a tree January 18, 2012
mugGet the mike the jewmug.

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