Sleazy Jesus

An deliciously strong alcoholic beverage meant to be chugged.

It consists of half Natural Light and half Sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. After mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. Sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.

The drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical "Reefer Madness."

Holy Jeez, that Sleazy Jesus was damn good.

Another round!

by Otard June 27, 2008

Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.

Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity

by Krashlia July 4, 2012

Gabriel Jesus

The best average player to grace a football pitch. HIs touch on the ball is mediocre but he can still steal the ball...and your girlfriend. FUCK YOU HES THE BEST

Ugly girl: WHo even is Gabriel Jesus?
Hot Girl: THE BEST PLAYER IN THE FUCCKING WORLD

by Lightskin Lovely April 5, 2022

Jesus on a stick

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street

Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good

by theczechspam May 9, 2018

Jesus's Knees

The holiest and most sexy knees you will ever see. They are powerful enough to kill half the universe if Jesus touches them together.

Person: "Oh my god, have you seen Jesus's Knees?"
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints

by Supreme Comrade Stalin November 9, 2018

Jesus Cockblock

When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.

synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases

Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock

by rocky2012 December 26, 2011

Turbo Jesus

Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.

Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.

Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.

by Snarelax May 1, 2012