Rhode Island 

Lot's of sterotypes. But here's the REAL thing from and actual Rhode Islander (Surprise! Didn't know there was any?)
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.

Funny story: Once my family was visting somewhere (Massachutesettes or NH maybe) and (this was when I was really little, I don't even remember but my family told me, my brother, who was like four at the time, ordered coffee milk at a resturant, a waitress brought him coffee AND milk! She'd never even heard of coffee milk (the Rhode Island state drink) before!

Rhode Island by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays August 19, 2011

mercer island 

A surburb of Seattle once known for it's affluent inhabitants. The island now is home to mostly middle to upper middle class elitists who continue to believe, and tell everyone they meet, that MI is full of rich people. Students at MIHS are typically sheltered and rarely leave the eastside unless completely necessary (aka going to the airpot or on occasion to downtown seattle) for fear of getting shot by the rough, inner city youth of seattle. The downtown consists of Starbucks, and one bad restaurant after another. Unfortunately, Islanders won't support local businesses and so instead of becoming a charming community within a city, like Madison Park or Queen Anne, Mercer Island becomes a generic and gross suburb similar to the likes of Factoria.

I'm glad that I don't live on Mercer island because then I would suck.

mercer island by apple blossom December 18, 2005

Adventure Island 

Hardest game of all time. Only good on Nintendo Entertainment System.


Starring John Candy (his clone)

Dude, you really need to play Adventure Island, it'll make you destroy your (insert emulating hardware here).

*sings Adventure Island song*

Adventure Island by Sargentwhitey July 29, 2005

Cairn Island 

A country with the smallest population ever with 45 persons. Their labor force is "15 Able-bodied men." The settling place of the crew members of the Bounty.

Cairn Island's electricity is provided by a diesal-powered generator.

Cairn Island by MistaAllen May 19, 2006

B Island Rd. 

The Embarrasement of Mattapoisett, A place they should just give away. This st. is so disgusting i dont believe New Bedford would take it, Smells like Pot, Looks like shit, worst st. out of whole tri town. Mattapoisett keeps B Islands crime quiet and dosent put it in the police logs, so there crime rate can stay low. The only street in tri town the year after year has some violent crime. This st. is just a bunch of poor people mixed with few stupid fukn rich people who complain bout the crime but still r dum enough to stay there. It is a dump.
Zone 1-Poor people
Zone 2-Crime spot
Zone 3-rich nagging people
My guess is that 85% of population is on welfare or has been on welfare. One of the dumpiest streets ive been down. Embarrasing

Kid 1- Yo nigga we better head i never seen this place before, aint we in Mattapoisett.

Kid- Ya nigga i heard bout this place yo it called B Island rd. real shit goes down here lets peace.

B Island Rd. by MTCKL January 8, 2009

Boogeyman Island 

A wonderous place in the south pacific that has many boogeymonsters and little boys for them to molest and possibly eat them after the molesting.

The boogeymonster molested victor at boogeyman island, but did not eat him. This was not the first time this happened.

Boogeyman Island by boogeymonster5000 July 13, 2009

Gilligans Island Original 

Unrolling an entire roll of toilet paper putting it inside the toilet and you take a shit on top of the paper.

I went into taco bell and left a gilligans island original in the mens room.

Gilligans Island Original by insert new name here September 12, 2011