2 definitions by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays
An ex-good TV show network. Used to have good shows like Hey Arnold, All That, Kenan and Kel, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Clarissa Explains It All, ect, but now sucks with new crap shows such as Victorious (wtf?) iCarly (double-wtf?) and Kung Fu Panda (WTF?), ect. The only parts that are even halfway decent to watch is Nick@Nite, which just shows reruns of shows from MTV, TBS, or other shows they didn't create, or 90's Are All That, which shows reruns of Nickelodeon shows from the 90s, a.k.a it's FORMER (keyword FORMER) glory.
Stevette- Wtf iCarly is on again! It isn't even funny, if that was a real webshow nobody would watch them! Why are all these new Nickelodeon shows crap!
Charle Jame- Ikr! What happened to all the good shows like Kenan and Kel! It's like Nick got rid of all the good shows!
Stevette- I can't believe some people watch this shit! I'd would rather watch the DISNEY channel than this!
Charle Jame- So would I! Wow, if we would rather watch the Disney channel than this, then Nick must have gone seriously wrong somewhere!
Stevette- Totally, right! Let's swtich the channel!
Charle Jame- Lets! Oh, look, here's a good show on another channel!
Charle Jame- Ikr! What happened to all the good shows like Kenan and Kel! It's like Nick got rid of all the good shows!
Stevette- I can't believe some people watch this shit! I'd would rather watch the DISNEY channel than this!
Charle Jame- So would I! Wow, if we would rather watch the Disney channel than this, then Nick must have gone seriously wrong somewhere!
Stevette- Totally, right! Let's swtich the channel!
Charle Jame- Lets! Oh, look, here's a good show on another channel!
by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays January 13, 2012
Lot's of sterotypes. But here's the REAL thing from and actual Rhode Islander (Surprise! Didn't know there was any?)
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.
Funny story: Once my family was visting somewhere (Massachutesettes or NH maybe) and (this was when I was really little, I don't even remember but my family told me, my brother, who was like four at the time, ordered coffee milk at a resturant, a waitress brought him coffee AND milk! She'd never even heard of coffee milk (the Rhode Island state drink) before!
by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays August 16, 2011