Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets

Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.

by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016

Dutch dip

When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.

No association with the common 'French Dip"

Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?

by TheBlondeAccountant August 3, 2017

dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.

I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.

by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014

Dutch Cupcake

When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.

My boyfriend gave me a fat Dutch cupcake in the airport.

by seyahsays March 16, 2019

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

dutched up

When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.

hahaaa look at that dutched up car

by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010