dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")
"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"
by turbulent December 22, 2013
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Dutch Cupcake

When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.
My boyfriend gave me a fat Dutch cupcake in the airport.
by seyahsays March 16, 2019
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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.
"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
by Merry Present February 06, 2020
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dutch firepit

when one person farts under the covers, subjecting the other to grievous discomfort, not quite as unpleasant as a dutch oven, however.
as i was discussing the vastness of my world-wide radio groupies, my female companion cut loose a fart that registered a 6.2, creating a dutch firepit that wilted my lower extremities.
by the mostly reverend January 20, 2010
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Dutch Bicycle

A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation
I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
by fietsen December 25, 2018
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Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
by Johnny Kwlmann November 10, 2008
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Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.
"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021
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