the ejaculation of a horse
by bobonrob11 November 2, 2009
Get the horse offmug. A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.
Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.
What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019
Get the Spanking Horsesmug. by sam-the-crazy-1 September 17, 2006
Get the horse cheesemug. A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.
Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games.
by @OfficalDrinkingGod June 15, 2020
Get the Horse Racemug. "I was afraid all of my friends were planning to take the Pfizer jabs. I told them the vaccines are dangerous, but they laughed at me and called me names. When they all took the jabs, I was really mad and lonely until someone gave me some dose of horse drug. That's when I became horse-pilled"
by Just_satire September 16, 2021
Get the Horse-pilledmug. The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011
Get the Horse ridemug. When doing a dirty partner in Public lavatory. You'll be wearing a condom so you pull out, do lap around toilet seat and put it back in.
by liquidswords81 December 11, 2013
Get the horse shoemug.