forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Holly hooker

Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K

Holly hooker is a very funny person

by Kylesst December 10, 2017

heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Reverse Hooker

Paying someone to let you do sexual favors to them

I gave him the ole reverse hooker.

by GhettoGarage May 31, 2018

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker

Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker

by lusvig April 26, 2019