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Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020
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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.
"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"
by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016
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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
by Yojojodo September 8, 2018
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homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered
by master p1121 May 15, 2014
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