armchair hippy

a person who rants on and on about how to bring world peace and how we should love mother earth and not support profit making organisations but yet drive a diesel jeep and drink and smoke all around them all the time therefore supporting the so called evil profit making organisations and destroying the enviroment

hey, you shouldnt fight guys, it hurts the earths karma?
Really?
Yeah, For sure, hey why not go for a drive up to the off license and get some beers and maybe wrestle it out
Go away you armchair hippy, you crazy!

by ttlovescc August 29, 2011

angry hippo

when a fat chick is on her period.

that is one angry hippo

by Lord of Ass October 4, 2013

Hippo

A fat hippo-like kid who hangs around peoples groups, has no friends, is really nerdy, and crys alot. His only friends do not really like him but they will pretend they do. This kid is a super fag and says gay things like "i kid you not." Any kid called a hippo and denys it is an automatic hippo example; Guys stop calling me a fucking hippo, im not a hippo

Dude, joe is such a fucking hippo

by DONOKIDGHETTOKP January 16, 2009

Hippodrome

A large shopping mall. Sometimes called a Hyperdome. A common habitat of the hippopotabeast.

"Let's go shopping at the Hippodrome"

by p January 11, 2005

hippiecrit

The hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid "The system", and demands a "Vegan meal" at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. S/he has no visible means of income but flies to Bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a "provider" in the medical marijuana program. This person often drives a 1970's dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to "reduce our carbon footprint". Often can be found playing bluegrass music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon....Beware-it may be catching.

If eating Tempeh, drinking Absinthe and playing Bill Monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit...

by bigfoot faithful April 5, 2008

Hippie bitch

A woman who has no idea how the world works. Probably raised by an affluent family but is now a devout Buddhist. In other words, an insecure poser.

Man 1: Check out that stupid white girl with dreadlocks.
Man 2: She's smoking weed she found off the ground. That's a real loser.
Man 3: What a hippie bitch!

by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

Ten Hippies

A measure of sobriety, specifically for drug intoxication.

I was higher than ten hippies

by Pegleg November 26, 2004