Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

Hang balls

To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

by Corncakes January 20, 2024

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

hanging out

hanging out can mean anything you want it to

hanging out with friends? sure
fucking your friend? sure
becoming more than friends? sure
waking up twenty years later staring at their face in bed wondering what the fuck happened? sure

Friend: So what are you guys?
Ryan: We're hanging out. She doesn't like labels.

Friend: Oh.

by hesahoe December 18, 2023

hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.

If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!

by Giant Choad April 21, 2023

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023