Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Hand Chant

The act of a girl giving you a handjob.

Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.

by Mr. Soose April 9, 2013

memeulous hands

memeulous's hands that he sold on facebook marketplace

memeulous hands is hot

by nobilly7 May 21, 2021

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016