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Girlfriend Guy

A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.

Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."

John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
by K-Da6'1 August 15, 2009
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shy guy

A man who instead of using an open urinal to pee in, goes into the stall. This man would not have to do anything other than #1.
There was an open urinal between to large black men; I decided to go shy guy.
by humania August 27, 2007
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Naked Guy

The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!
by NeuGuy December 12, 2010
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fall back guy

The guy a girl/woman goes back to when the brotha she left him for doesn't want her around anymore.

The guy is usually pussy whipped.
Glenda only says she's sorry and wants to come back because that other dude done used her up and doesn't want her around no more. I guess she think I'm that punk ass "fall back guy."
by tonyglenda April 17, 2009
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tough guy shot

when you take a shot of tequila snort salt and squeez lime juice in your eye
give me a tough guy shot, a straw and some visine
by ckennedy August 2, 2008
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Pedo Guy

According to the Pedo Files, "An Encyclopedic Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech billionaires with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a double entendre on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.
Modern usage: nice job Vern using your pedo instincts to find those young cave divers.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.
by E. Long Musk December 7, 2019
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greased up deaf guy

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"
by Bubba390 June 20, 2006
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