Grannymandering

Grannymandering is the practice of falsifying your address to get your kids into a certain school.

Fatima: "Jimmy, you will receive a criminal record for grannymandering if you are found out."
Jimmy: "Oh who cares! My kids are entitled to go to a top notch school."
Fatima: "Don't say I didn't warn you!"

by TheOriginalNade January 24, 2019

grannyman

one who is not up to date with the young ones. A millennial embarrassment!!!!!!!!! Often talks in Shakespeare language

"hit the woah!"
"what art thou woah?"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GRANNYMAN!!!"

by grannygal August 18, 2019

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 25, 2019

Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

by Pocketjem January 13, 2020

Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.

Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020