Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

coolest bf ever in the world

my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him

eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 22, 2023

silliest person ever in the world ever

patches

“patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”

by seoula June 28, 2023

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.

If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.

by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023

coolest car ever

Minivans

Luxury minivans are the coolest car ever because some of them have good quality interior, and they have heated captains chairs, very spacious than and suv and they have TVs like in an airplane

by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024

Cutest Girl Ever

Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.

Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!

Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!

by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024