E-handjob

while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.

a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.

b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.

a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?

by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003

Y E E T

when you boi being a savage, the movement of the gods. often said by fortnite virgins

me: any boi he tryna fight

ma boi: haha lemme Y E E T on him

by biggie potato November 6, 2018

e-sustenance

That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.

Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.

by eStarved July 15, 2011

e-pills

meaning extacy pills.

gurl lemme getta hold of em e-pills.

by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005

E-cum

Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.

He E-cums all over the keyboard, releasing a flood of 0s and 1s on the poor girl on the other side.

by xqubit November 15, 2004

e

Short for email, social networking and electronic combined. Implies the speaker is checking several social applications on their smart phone within a short period of time (email, twitter, text messages, yahoo instant messanger, etc.). Used often by ecommerce, eBay and Amazon sellers as they have to check daily and often for email notifications of sales and payments to maintain good customer service.

I'm checkin' my e'. Oh cool, I just sold somethin', 'n mom sent me another photo of my niece. Damn it, work just texted me they don't need me. I needed those hours.

by scrapforce July 24, 2010

:#)e:

Jahnah is smokin' hot!

Wow, that new girl Jahnah is :#)e:

by secretadmirer69 September 13, 2013