Bro, me and Jessica ain't together anymore because I cum dumped her yesterday....... after we got done having sex I shot my load on her and said : we should start seeing other people
by Anonymous-person August 26, 2022
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by shmabul January 20, 2010
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Get the emo dump mug.Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
Get the cumbersome dump mug.A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.
Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
by DesertDog April 20, 2010
Get the flumple-dump mug.It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
Get the umbilical dump mug.When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
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