A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009
Get the Dick Punchermug. by domiNick james August 11, 2006
Get the dick cozymug. A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.
Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?
Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.
Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.
by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011
Get the Dick in a Jarmug. A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.
by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by TuTuTu May 10, 2018
Get the Dick swabmug. A partially visible penis extruding from the waistline of a mans pants. Just like the female equivalent, this can be accidental or on purpose. The most popular sighting of dick cleavage usually involves somebody wearing their pants too low, to the point where you can see the beginning of the person in questions shaft. The less noticed sighting usually occurs when a male achieves an erection and flips it up into his waistband, causing the head of his penis to become dick cleavage.
1. "So on the bus yesterday, when Josh reached up to grab the loop to hold on, his shirt pulled up and everyone saw his dick cleavage."
2. Nobody ever wants to go swimming with Jonah, because he always wears his trunks too low, and we are all tired of looking at his dick cleavage.
2. Nobody ever wants to go swimming with Jonah, because he always wears his trunks too low, and we are all tired of looking at his dick cleavage.
by Tit$ McGee November 7, 2009
Get the Dick Cleavagemug. by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017
Get the Dick twitchmug.