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Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
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King coonbra

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*
Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.
by not trump January 20, 2017
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connor clooney

Connor Clooney is a very nice and lovely person. He can show a selfish side on some occasions. He is generally selfless but struggles to deal with himself. Everybody loves a Connor Clooney.
by .............. June 28, 2017
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joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend
''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'
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Ass coon

by All things random December 13, 2017
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George Clooney

by lil_asswipie September 16, 2018
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dominic coon

a complete bitch who has no respect for anyone and will hurt u any chance they get most likely to suck dick and eat a guys ass out.
"did u see that dominic coon over there"
"yea man i would hate to know him"
by killer2005 October 7, 2018
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