Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

purple carole

Beating of a man's penis, then putting a rubberband around it till it's purple, at which point you smack it with a fly swatter.

Jenny gave Sean a purple Carole till he sprayed her with cum.

by SpdC December 4, 2014

douche canoe

He is a dickhead

That kid is such a douche canoe

by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015

Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015

Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.

Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.

by King Shlong July 25, 2015