Chrunchy

Stale and no fun.

My lil sis is “chrunchy”

by Cypressheather November 4, 2018

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.

Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.

by Anderews February 9, 2019

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019