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Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts
What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.
by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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winter break

Winter break is the thing that every student looks forward to from the first day of school. When it's close people's brains will just stop working and you will forget about studying, tests, homework, and projects. When winter break is close you can expect your grade to drop as you spend every waking moment counting down the nano-seconds. On the last day of school 75% of your classmates won't even show up and the people who do will spend all day staring at a clock, going on their phones, playing music, and talking to their friends. And what will the teachers do? Well, most will either not make you do anything or have some fun activity planned. Some will just tell you to do any homework, and or missing assignments, a few will just stop caring and let you go on your phone, however, some will treat it as an actual day of school. Those teachers will give you homework, assignments, projects, and stuff to do over break. When school ends the second the clock hits 3:00 PM or 2:00 PM or whatever time your school goes out it will turn into a war zone. Everyone will be bolting for the exit and beating each other to get out the door in anticipation of the great break they are about to have. When you leave your classroom everyone bolts to there lockers and stampedes each other. Then when school ends and winter break is in full swing you don't really do much.
friend 1: Dude you excited for winter break?
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks

*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break

friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
by lil 69 December 14, 2019
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Nick Break

An exceptionally long break taken by an employee at a place of employment.

For example, a break that lasts 4x the allowed length, or a lunch break that lasts 2x the allowed length.
Employee #1: Where the hell is Sir Nicholas? I haven't seen him on the sales floor all day!?
Employee #2: He must be taking a Nick Break.
Employee #1: ...makes sense.
by Big D's DICKtionary January 15, 2020
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GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 10, 2021
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Brownie break

When you take a brownie in a public bathroom and proceed to eat the brownie near the toilet in a stall with the door open.
Yeah someone walked in on me taking my brownie break.
by Poopcatfart November 21, 2021
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Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.
Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.
by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022
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