Boyfriend Meal

A healfy meal that boyfriend makes

Boyfriend!!! Im hungry, can you make me a boyfriend meal pleashe?

by monshterbuddy123 February 19, 2018

Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.

by READIT!!! March 3, 2018

ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.

My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.

by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017

Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016

Boyfriend Dudy

The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.

Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty

Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.

by Slambumpkin Duncan July 4, 2016

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016