Boston Cupcake

An act of sex so despicable, that to merely describe it is punishable by Boston Cupcake.

I told her what a Boston Cupcake was, then three guys appeared out of nowhere with a frozen garden hose and some Celine Dion CD's and gave me a Boston Cupcake.

by Keeleon April 4, 2010

Boston Sandwich

A man pours scalding hot Clam Chowder in between a girl's ass cheeks. He then proceeds to fuck her in the ass until she shits. The man proceeds to stop the shit from falling off the ass using his penis. He then ejaculated atop the entire mixture and proceeds to eat it.

Stacie asled for a Boston Sandwich in Harvard Yard last night, but the Sox game was on!

by Blahblah1969 April 1, 2016

Pulling a Boston

Being very direct when picking up a man to hook up with, as though you were just in Boston for the weekend.

Sheena said to her girlfriends "I really need to get laid, so I'm Pulling a Boston." Then she just went up to the hottest guy at the bar and asked if he wanted to have sex with her.

by Bostonbabefortheweekend November 1, 2010

Boston Tea Party

While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.

In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.

by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010

Boston

1) Town in Lincolnshire, England.

2) City in Massachusetts that stole its name from the above.

"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."

"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"

by Mark Schueler October 16, 2006

East Boston

More part of the North Shore then anything. East Boston is a more rough section of Boston but has some of the greatest views of Boston its self, located at the Maverick Section. It is Home to a national gang called "MS13". It has logan airport in it so people usually wake up to planes flying over their houses.

Me: Hey wanna go to East Boston.

You: Are you crazy?! its like 11 PM, were gonna get jumped by MS13!

by district02128 June 20, 2010

boston

worst city ever. full of scummy red sox fans who have no respect for anyone outside their city and for those who dont like the red sox or patriots (both awful teams). their accent is annoying as hell and girls dont find it sexy at all, girls with boston accents are repulsive. only nice part of the city is the historical district everywhere else is full of bums or scum..aka bostonians. Yankees rule. red sox suck. NYC > Boston.

The city of Boston will hopefully sink below sea level and take its godawful accent with it.

by CMJAAC September 17, 2008